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Lorne Michaels

First of all i like to give you the Utmost respect, your Amazing at what you do! Your are a legendary icon!!! (((i mean that!!!)))

You have an eye and a gift for what people need to and want to see!!!πŸ‘πŸ€™πŸ‘

β€œYou are asking yourself right now who is this maniac writing me????”Let me tell you who i am! i am Rob McNeal Jr, from Amish America a little town called HoneyBrook, Pennsylvania. I’m 44 years old. i don’t have a lot of money! My parents were poor, i am poor! They did the best they could, i learned their hard work habits! Anyway enough of that.

In 2018 my dad got me into the movie’s with β€œCreed2” Sylvester Stallone’s film. They were advertising it on the radio and he signed me up. Well four or 5 months had passed, i got a email from Heeryloftus asking if i was available. That’s how all this started!!! I don’t want anything just handed to me but since 2018 well 2019 since β€œ21Bridges” because i found out then you need 3 SagAftra vouchers to join the union. This is where my passion began. I told myself ima do this for dad! β€œHe started me why not fight and finish it for the Marine!” Later 2019 i did a film β€œThe Trial of Chicago 7” Aaron Sorkin’s Filmfile:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/53/03/3F52F0BC-46FA-4D01-8D54-9DDA956B1A70/IMG_6383.PNG

Yes that my mug! GrantWilfley. They will not give me a union voucher? For some reason? They did not give me one for β€œthe deuce”

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season two or three 2018 & 2019. I kept trying to get another voucher. I still need two more? I finished β€œthe deuce”, did two independent films, β€œSlaughter Beach” and β€œXknight”, both were very small lines. Xknight was a one liner and Slaughter Beach

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a couple lines and then i was killed off!πŸ€£πŸ€™

2020 was the covid19 scare. 2021 i did Adam Sandler’s movie β€œHUSTLE”,

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Then i did, β€œAnd Just Like That” and β€œraising Kanan” one i was trying to land a line in???? Tv show’s but something! Here in 2024 i got a second waiver in β€œTASK” out of Philadelphia! Recently i was in Bob Dylan’s movie in north Jersey, mountain side, GrantWilfley, no union vouchers! i need a little help. Every actor seems to need a little help! Well i need a lot! Everyone is now making fun of me and saying i can’t get into Hollywood. People are mean and rude anymore!? I am set out to prove everyone wrong and my dad right!!!

Idk Lorne, i know it’s a lot but I can do it! Oh and to top this all off I have type 1 diabetes and brain 🧠 damage. It’s not stopping me!

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https://youtu.be/dDeYhPpUFP4?si=XJyZd9Lv6cGtF8Zp

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Melvin Durai's avatar

Dear Bill,

The list of writers who have hosted SNL is pretty short, but I've decided to make you a finalist for hosting duties, along with Salman Rushdie. Before I make my decision, I just have one question: have you written a Rule of Three column that resulted in a fatwa on your head and inspired a lunatic to stab you dozens of times?

Sincerely,

Lorne Michaels

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Bill Southern's avatar

Lorne:

So nice to hear from you. Salman, a fellow Substacker, has certainly produced some fine work. And, he has many hidden talents - as I recall, he was part of the winning "3-legged race" team at last summer's Substack Annual Summer Jamboree. Yes, the fatwa is a compelling element on his resume, but, honestly, who hasn't been stabbed in Chautauqua? John Kasich was mean to me once (see a recounting of that incident in the story linked below) - does that count?

Thanks for your consideration,

Bill Southern (potentially award-winning columnist)

https://ruleofthree.substack.com/p/the-adult-in-the-room?utm_source=%2Fsearch%2Fjohn%2520kasich&utm_medium=reader2

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Mary Roblyn's avatar

Wow, you have a great memory! Although I’m in the Central time zone, I’d stay up late to watch. β€œMore cowbell” is my all-time favorite SNL sketch, and Three is my favorite rule. Maybe combine them? Three cowbells?

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Bill Southern's avatar

Three cowbells has a nice ring to it. And, yes, I’m a little embarrassed to admit that I have a cowbell in my office. So, when an industry association I was leading a few years ago adopted β€œMore Cowbell” as the theme for its convention, the organizer volunteered to secure a cowbell for me to use at the event, to which I responded, β€œDon’t bother - I’ll bring my own.” It’s always nice to have the β€œhome cowbell” advantage.

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Mary Roblyn's avatar

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