Clever post - thanks for the introduction to The Simpsons. . One of my claim to fames is that I have never watched an episode of the The Simplsons, a record I like to keep if I am ever in a game of "Never Have I Ever." or "Two Truths and a Lie."
Totally down with watching reruns of Dick Van Dyke, but with a box of Wheat Thins, not Doritos.
Congratulations on successfully avoiding “The Simpsons” for 35 years. I’m trying to set the record for ignoring all things Kardashian - I’ve got a pretty good streak thus far.
I once saw Lisa Simpson, the actress, in a CVS. She also starred in the 90s sitcom Herman's Head, and Homer (the actor) once had a brief cameo on Married with Children, for what it's worth. He plays a gay guy who hits on Peg Bundy, sort of.
Too many to read them all as I have a life. Some good ones however and sadly they challenged my attention span . Send them to me in a series of emails.
Clever post - thanks for the introduction to The Simpsons. . One of my claim to fames is that I have never watched an episode of the The Simplsons, a record I like to keep if I am ever in a game of "Never Have I Ever." or "Two Truths and a Lie."
Totally down with watching reruns of Dick Van Dyke, but with a box of Wheat Thins, not Doritos.
Congratulations on successfully avoiding “The Simpsons” for 35 years. I’m trying to set the record for ignoring all things Kardashian - I’ve got a pretty good streak thus far.
I see what you did there…
I once saw Lisa Simpson, the actress, in a CVS. She also starred in the 90s sitcom Herman's Head, and Homer (the actor) once had a brief cameo on Married with Children, for what it's worth. He plays a gay guy who hits on Peg Bundy, sort of.
Geez, you’ve got all “The Simpsons” cast trivia - kudos!
Bill, I think you might need another piece of chalk! :)
“Chalk used by youngsters to draw hopscotch grids on the sidewalk does not belong to me.”
Funniest ever! I feel like I should contribute a phrase but I think you’ve topped the genre.
Thanks, John. See me after class.
For the avoidance doubt ….. March Madness IS a reason to skip work, school, family obligations …… to name a few.
I agree with you Mike - would you like me to write you a note?
Too many to read them all as I have a life. Some good ones however and sadly they challenged my attention span . Send them to me in a series of emails.
Gail, I want you to write on the chalkboard 100 times, “I will read Rule of Three all the way through, no matter how excruciatingly long it is.”
I'd like you to write on the chalkboard.....I will divide really long pieces into 2 columns so Gail can read them to the end.
I don't know how you manage to write such long columns!
Some of the chalkboard phrases were quite topical.
It’s easy to write long, when all you’re doing is copying the same thing 100 times.