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Sep 8Liked by Bill Southern

I actually did almost cry while attempting taxidermy. I had an unexpected week all to myself in the north woods of the Upper Peninsula, Michigan. I decided to learn new skills based on YouTube videos. I chose taxidermy - with my background as a pathologist I thought there would be some transferable skills. I had my choice of several YouTube tutorials. I gamely attacked a squirrel that a neighbor had dispatched. Squirrel made the mistake of upending his bird feeders. Turns out that pathology and taxidermy didn't have the anticipated transferable skills - in part due to the diminutive size of the squirrel compared to a human. Substack post to follow!

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I look forward to that piece, Liza - taxidermy is always amusing.

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Sep 7Liked by Bill Southern

No gift package here - I tallied a measly 6. I did recognize “Mom, Meatloaf” and “Life moves pretty fast” lines but didn’t come up with the movie.

To miss a Caddy Shack line is embarrassing.

Each day should include a quote from 1) Christmas Vacation 2) Caddy Shack and / or 3) Blues Brothers.

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“It's 106 miles to Chicago,

We got a full tank o' gas,

half a pack of cigarettes,

it's dark,

and we're wearing sunglasses."

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