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Let's Go To the Circus

An Open Letter to Lorne Michaels

'Santa Baby' Reflects a Loss of Innocence

Mediocre Major League Baseball Catchers

Twelve Drummers Drumming

Rule of Three's Ad Agency Makes Its Pitch

Little Free Libraries are Ubiquitous

One to a Customer

I Enjoy a Hearty Chuckle

Me and Kareem and Glenn and Heather and Seymour and Samantha and Salman and Michael and Melvin and Gail and Many, Many More

Road Rage Etiquette

(sheepishly) "I, um. . .didn't finish the book."

Taylor Swift's Immortality is TBD

Rhetorical Questions

Go to Hell!

Butterball on a Train

Instructions (Not Always) Included

Alcohol, Pickup Trucks and Failed Relationships

Farewell to the Wienermobile

Sage Business Advice. . .

Do You Miss July?

Running the Dunes; Sleeping in Tents; and a Glass of Port

"Cone-Gate" Probe Gains Traction

Barbenheimer Mashup

The Niche-ification of Summer Camps

The Real "Chicago Seven"

Up in Smoke

Tall and Tan and Young and Lovely

Finding Johann Sebastian Bach. . .

Reigning Cats and Dogs

My Life Coach was 'The Dick Van Dyke Show'

Reviewing the Reviewers

An Unopened Bottle of Zima Can Be a Trophy

D.I.Y. or D.N.Y.?

The Commencement Speech

The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker

Poster Hall of Fame

Neighbors, "Shmeighbors"

The Smurfs and the CPA's

Day and Night

The Last Crew Cut in America

Bill and the Giant Rum Ball

The Last Meal

WWJD*

Ray Greer's "Kenilworth Marching Band"

Updated Email "Teaser" for This Week's Column

Rule of Three's Foray into Artificial Intelligence. . .

Which Cap Will You Wear to Your Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony?

That George Santos Column is Not Going to Write Itself

One Letter At a Time

Requiem for G.O.A.T.

Unlocking the Secrets of Successful Gift-Giving

Time to Dine

So, You'd Like to Date Women Who Play the Sousaphone?